⚠️ EXTREME BOWLING ⚠️
DANGER ZONE
⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: EXTREME BOWLING CLAIMED 60+ LIVES IN THE LATE 90s! THIS IS NOT A GAME! ⚠️⚠️⚠️
☠️ ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK ☠️
NO INSURANCE ACCEPTED
DEATH WAIVERS MUST BE SIGNED
CASUALTY REPORT
💀 1997: 23 FATALITIES 💀
💀 1998: 31 FATALITIES 💀
💀 1999: 17 FATALITIES (Safety gear introduced) 💀
"They said it couldn't be done. They said bowling was too safe.
THEY WERE WRONG."
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EXTREME BOWLING TECHNIQUES
⚡ FLAMING BALL THROWS (Kerosene-soaked)
⚡ BLINDFOLDED SPEED BOWLING
⚡ EXPLOSIVE PIN CONFIGURATIONS
⚡ RAZOR WIRE LANE DIVIDERS
⚡ LANDMINE GUTTERS
⚡ 100 MPH MOTORIZED BALL RETURNS
⚡ ELECTRIFIED SCORING SYSTEMS
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⚠️ SURVIVOR STORIES ⚠️
"I lost three fingers but gained RESPECT" - Mike, 1998 survivor
REMEMBER THE FALLEN EXTREME BOWLERS
Tommy "Lightning Strike" Johnson (1975-1997)
Sarah "Gutter Crusher" Williams (1978-1998)
"Big" Dave Martinez (1969-1999)
And 57 other brave souls...
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VIEW MEMORIAL WALL
JOIN THE EXTREME LEAGUE
IF YOU DARE!
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CONTACT THE SURVIVORS
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NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES, DEATHS, OR PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA
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EXTREME CONTENT WARNING
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"Bowling will never be the same" -ESPN
"A public health crisis" -Surgeon General
"Absolutely insane" -Sports Illustrated
"They've gone too far" -PBA President